girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
at a supermarket
mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
Basic school day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
day off: tumblr
need to study: tumblr
shitty weather: tumblr
wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
plans with other people: tumblr
in class: tumblr
supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
on the bus: tumblr
the apocalypse: tumblr
during my own funeral: tumblr
tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does
rnachamp: i think pitbull just bursts into the studio when someones recording and shouts “mr worldwide” and shit in spanish then runs away
In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!” and then the substitute was like “I see a pretty little girl in the back who needs to stop talking” and I think the expression on Peter’s face is what...
africans: my favourite that’s so raven symone’s outfit is the graffitied brick wall pattern jumpsuit with the red faux fur trim
When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical...
*in principals office*
principal: Have a seat.
me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*
You cannot stop me. →
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