Obama selfies are the best selfies
(Source: garrettryne, via wowa-b-b-e-y)
| mom: | ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk |
| me: | ok |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | |
| me: | mom where are you please |
| me: | mom please the line is moving fast |
| me: | mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn |
| employee: | next |
| me: | |
| employee: | |
| me: | faints |